Eigo ga dekimasu ka?

While leaving an Indian restaurant in Okazaki today, my eyes zoomed in on a free publication sitting by the door. Without hesitation I picked up and started reading "Tokyo Bharat Times". Why? Because it was written in English. My situation is critical. I did find pleasure in reading my horoscope:

Sagittarius: Your ruler, Jupiter, is still in your sign and are you still a gamble! You have know perhaps more work then you to do what! On New Moon, will you self it all through the positive changes that you have exported. An arc take! On Full Moon, Jupiter and Venus sextiles Libran the Midheaven of the Lunation chart! Romance and social chances abundance! You can work blend and plezier notable good. The Sun has just your sign! Money stream, in and out!